What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!