What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.