What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar