Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!