She'll tell you within five minutes.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.