Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude