Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude