Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude