Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
Because he was on the nautilust.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Because everyone was a goblin
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because oct 31 = dec 25
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.