The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
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About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
45 minutes.
An improvement.
It was an emergent sea.
I have left my Mark on Mars"
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Only one of them is organized.
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
Elixir.
You are my significant otter."
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
She didn't have the balls
Feminem.
Lays, because they are full of air.
it lays iggs."
