The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
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About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
45 minutes.
An improvement.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Some people think God is real.
Your love life.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Nothing.
I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
He said he can't elope.
