What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide