Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.