Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?

The brown streak.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.