How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!