How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"