What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"