What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)