How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...