Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs