What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty