What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.