What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.