Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.