Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.