Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."