Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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You gotta catch Jamal

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.