Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Herbal Tea Jokes More Herbal Tea Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property