What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!