What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.