What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.