What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man