What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!