Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag