Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!