Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Retards don't wear Black.

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Terraformal wear.

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With suction cups.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Because B-shells were too small.

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She grew out of her b-shells.