Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.