Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.