Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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I am not a cook

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He goes to the Evans

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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Pork Grinds

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.