Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.