Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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