What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss