What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!