What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.