What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.