What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!