Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.