Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.