One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Deutscher Humor!
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
Sir.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
It has to change for itself.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.
Because he's always Walken
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
Wait, I can explain everything!
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Because that's where the mini apple is!