Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.