Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection