What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!