What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.