What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.