How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey