How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.