Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.