Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..