Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.