Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs