Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.