When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Because he said Punch's line.

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They know people will blow them.

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Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.