Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."