Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.