Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.