Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.