What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !