Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Pier Pressure Jokes More Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."