Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Pier Pressure Jokes More Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."