Because their eggs stinked!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Have a eggsellent day.
They always make an extra copy
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Because it has a turd in it.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
Staple food to the ceiling!
