How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner