What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Jesus died on the cross

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Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.