Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.