What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR