What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.