What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.