What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.