Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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What was early man's best friend?

Primates

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!