Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What was early man's best friend?

Primates

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.