How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."